Reading someone else’s grocery list is the food equivalent of sneaking a peek at their diary. A grocery list, while nonchalantly written, is extremely personal and not meant to be shared with anyone outside your immediate family.
This mundane errand we run tricks us into thinking no one would possibly care what we went to the store for, but discovering someone’s tossed out list can be the best find at the supermarket.
Take this one for example, first can we give a shout-out to poodle lover’s everywhere? Who wouldn’t use the crap out of that notepad?
I’m going to go ahead and assume this is a woman writing this list and I’d love to ask her what are you going to do with all those condiments girlfriend? That’s going to be one hell-of-a-cheese sandwich with all that butter, and mayo, and ketchup….I’m sorry katcup. That’s assuming she meant Velveeta, although Velella could definitely be something I’ve never heard of.
One more question…..is that last item Chicken and Bisquick or Chicken in a Biscuit?
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I’m going to guess chicken in a biscuit. But I was very disturbed by the word that looked like bleed until I had read the list several times and realized it must be bread. Phew! If it weren’t on poodle paper I would swear that’s boy handwriting but how many men write their own shopping lists and on poodle stationary much less?
Ha! Ha!
Aha, I want you to put all that together in one recipe like the dreaded Mac-izza from our past!
Yes, Aida. I think we’ve found ourself the newest cooking competition….Discarded Grocery List Cooking.