I found this little gem last week at my hometown market. First off, this is obviously a joint list. You can tell from the handwriting alone that the person that wants the Coke and Smokes is not the same person that wants the Oysters and Bananas.
Let’s just take it from the top.
I had to Google Murine. If you, like me, do not know what that is I will save you the energy of Googling it yourself. Murine is a do-it-yourself ear wax removal system.
I’m not 100% sure that says cake or Coke, but judging from the other items I’m going to go with Coke.
Who knew people still bought cigarettes, let alone called them smokes.
Stamps. Good thinking, save a trip to the post office.
Let’s all keep in mind I live in North Dakota. We are nowhere near any sort of body of water. We are talking canned oysters here.
Do you think they eat the bananas and oysters separate or together? On crackers maybe?